I recently received a call from my favorite bike shop in the world, Golden Bike Shop. If I had the conversation on speakerphone, it could have gotten real awkward, real fast with my coworkers....
GBS: "G'afternoon Tim."
Me: "Howdy GBS."
GBS: "Your red nipples are ready."
Me: "Oh my, I couldn't wait so I got silver ones installed."
GBS: "Oh I see, thanks and take care."
Me: "Thanks, see ya."